A bright, sugary fruit-loop scent for the undead cutie who refuses to cross over until they finish their cereal.
Welcome to the Afterlife Check-In, where the paperwork is endless, your patience is gone, and the only thing keeping you undead and functional is the smell of sugary nostalgia drifting through the void.

Dearly Departed smells like fruit cereal in a haunted kitchen — lemon rinds, lime zest, grapefruit, and sweet cereal sugar with a warm vanilla finish.
It’s bright, fun, and weirdly comforting… the opposite of how your afterlife is going so far.

Imagine if Fruit Loops had a goth cousin who works the 666 hotline and has zero interest in letting anyone into heaven today.
That’s this melt.

It’s childhood breakfast meets sarcastic afterlife humor — sweet, citrusy, and delicious in the most irreverent way possible.

🍋 Scent Notes

Lemon Rind
Lime
Grapefruit
Lemongrass
Lily
Verbena
Warm Vanilla Sugar
Sweet Cereal Grain

💀 The Vibe

afterlife customer service • fruit-loop ghost energy • sarcastic nostalgia • citrus sugar chaos • “pending forever” sweetness

🕯 How to Use

Break off 1–2 melts and place in a wax warmer.
Do not add water.
Never leave melting wax unattended.
Keep away from children, pets, and anyone who still calls you “boo.”
Keep away from things that can catch fire.

👻 Why You’ll Love It
Smells EXACTLY like sugary Fruity Rings cereal
Bright, citrusy, nostalgic scent
sweet without being heavy
Perfect for bathrooms, kitchens, and offices (shock value included)
A fun, comforting melt with bratty afterlife energy