Welcome to The Crypt Club. An extremely unprofessional online cemetery for the freshly buried, the chronically curious, and the kind of people who would absolutely sign occult paperwork without reading it first.

This is not a support page. This is a burial arrangement.

Join the cemetery, claim your plot, get your name slapped on a headstone, and start receiving strange little correspondences from beyond the grave like you made a clerical error in the afterlife and now the dead have your forwarding address.

Inside, you can rise through the ranks from Newly Deceased to Crypt Club Member to Crypt Club Royalty, because apparently some of you can’t just die quietly. Membership comes with plot assignments, cemetery nonsense, cursed little documents, buried perks, suspicious mail, and for the especially committed dead, monthly boxes filled with whatever the cemetery dragged up and decided to send out.

It’s weird. It’s inappropriate. It’s deeply unnecessary. Naturally, you belong here.

Pick a tier. Claim your grave. Try not to get too attached to the living. 

You can join on https://patreon.com/HexClub?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link