Description:
So… feeling lucky, grave robber?

Welcome to my Lucky Graveyard Scoops, where you can dig through the cemetery for actual treasure, weird little problems, and whatever else the dead decided to leave lying around.

And no, this is not one of those sad little mystery listings stuffed with random filler garbage you’ll shove in a drawer and forget about by next week. Every scoop is packed with real skull wax melts. That’s the product, babe. The buried chaos is just the bonus.
You'll be sure to encounter some of our many cemetery creatures as well!

Hidden in the graveyard, you might uncover:

candles
perfume
old lady jewelry
surprise gifts
extra scoops
stickers
death certificates
complaints from the resident ghosts
missing person slips
curses
body parts
relics, gems, crystals, and other buried nonsense
or the most expensive prizes are Horror Stuffies!
Monthly bundle packs
So some of the prizes in the cemetery can be 30-50$

Some scoops are lucky.
Some scoops are cursed.
Some come with paperwork from the dead.
Honestly, that’s part of the charm.

How it works:
Pick your scoop size:

1 Scoop
3 Scoops
 pr.....6 Scoops If your brave enough to go 6 feet deep. 
Obviously the more scoops you buy the better chance at getting the better surprises.

Then I dig up your order and pack your haul.

And because I’m feeling generous, every Lucky Graveyard Scoop order currently includes a FREE reveal/packing video so you can watch your cemetery nonsense get unearthed properly.

So yes, you’re getting:

real skull wax melts
a chance to uncover hidden treasure
a free reveal video

If you want boring, buy something beige.
If you want a little treasure, a little trouble, and a suspicious amount of grave dirt energy, you’re in the right place.

Come dig up something awesome! 

Important Notes:
Your personalized Cemetery Dig video will be posted on TikTok under @rebelpotionswax Search our username to find your video after your dig is completed.

Every scoop includes actual skull wax melts That's the whole point...sometimes you might get awesome prizes...others not so much. 
Hidden finds vary by order
No two graveyard digs are exactly the same
Free reveal video is included for now, but may become a paid add-on later If I can't keep up
This is a mystery-style cemetery scoop experience, so buried finds will vary
Quick warning from the cemetery:

Not for children. You WILL be roasted and I cuss like a sailor. You think your paying for scoops....but...it's mostly, sarcasm attitude and me possibly making fun of you or saying something offensive.

Welcome to the cemetery.

A place where complete strangers hand me money, grab a shovel, and start digging through an imaginary graveyard like they've got a court-ordered grudge against the dead.

The creatures may talk shit.
This is not a sweet little unboxing.

This is a cemetery dig.

The graves are fake.

The sarcasm isn't.

Proceed at your own risk.