Crypt Candy Skull Wax Melts
š¦ Crypt Candyš¤
Miss Brat had some candy
Candy from a crypt
Sugar sweet and sticky
Watch your fingers slip
Cherry on your tongue
Marshmallow in the dark
Lick it once real slow
Feel that little spark
You thought it was innocent
Soft as it could be
Light it up, darling
And just wait and see
Sweet sweet sugar
Wrapped up nice and dandy
Knock knock, baby
Want some Crypt Candy?
You didnāt come here for vanilla.
You came here for chaos in a clamshell tray.
Unwrap something you probably shouldnāt.
Crypt Candy is a sugar-coated sin straight out of the afterlife ā juicy plums, dark cherries, and sweet orange laced with a slow, peppery bite that creeps in when you least expect it. It starts sweet⦠and ends with a warning.
These arenāt cute melts. These are neon little skulls that look like candy and smell like bad decisions. Hot pink temptation on top, toxic green trouble underneath ā because one layer of chaos just wasnāt enough.
This aināt your sweet grannyās wax melt.
This is for the rule-breakers, the line-crossers, the ones who say ājust one moreā and absolutely mean it.
š Scent Vibe:
Imagine sneaking candy out of a graveyard offering while something in the dark watches you⦠and doesnāt stop you.
Thatās the mood.
It opens all sweet and irresistible ā juicy plum, dark cherry, citrusy orange ā like you just found something you definitely werenāt supposed to touch.
Then it shifts.
That soft sugar starts getting a little⦠deeper. Warmer. Thereās a peppery, woody edge creeping in like footsteps behind you ā slow, quiet, intentional.
By the time it settles, youāre not in a candy shop anymore.
Youāre somewhere darker⦠and you stayed anyway.
Itās sweet, dangerous, and a little too tempting.
Smells like stolen offerings, bad decisions, and not asking questions you donāt want answered.
š¤ Each pack includes:
⢠12 para-soy wax melts
⢠Approx. 1.6 oz of concentrated brat-fueled madness
⢠Hand-poured for chaos by the witch behind Rebel Potions
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Best Used When:
⢠You said āIām fineā but bought black lipstick anyway
⢠Sneaking something sweet after midnight that you absolutely didnāt pay for
⢠Staring directly at the red flags⦠and doing it anyway
⢠Turning your living room into a sugar-scented crime scene
⢠Pretending youāre innocent when we both know your not
š Warnings:
⢠May cause late-night cravings you canāt morally justify
⢠Could attract ghosts, exes, or both (we do not mediate)
⢠Not FDA approved, but absolutely approved by something older and hungrier
⢠Side effects include smirking at your own bad ideas
⢠Not responsible for texts that start with āI probably shouldnātā¦ā
⢠May result in lighting it again just to āsee what happensā
⢠Do not taunt the melt ā it bites back
Formerly known as Black Cauldron
These are made from para-soy wax.
They are packaged in polypropylene bags so that the bags don't suck out the fragrance of your melts.
These are also great little packs to mix and match your own scents into your warmers.
Warning!
Remove packaging before use.
Use only in warmers approved for wax melts. Keep out of reach of children and pets. NOT edible. Do NOT add water. It is your responsibility to use your wax melts safely and responsibly.
Rebel Potions is not responsible for injuries or accidents.
Please note each batch is different in appearance which means what you receive may not be exactly like what is pictured here. I try to take several pictures to show this.
I get asked if these can be used in Scentsy warmers. The answer is yes, you can use these in any wax warmer. However, for a stronger scent (in my own experience) Warmers with bulbs do not put off as much scent. I prefer the ones that just plug in and heat up the plates.
ā ļø Disclaimer:
These wax melts will not fix your ex, calm your demons, or keep you from texting at 3AM.
Theyāre for aromatic chaos only.
Do not eat them (yes, we have to say that).
Use with fire-safe wax warmers, good judgment, and a healthy disrespect for authority.
