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Cemetery residents with jobs they are wildly unqualified for. Things go missing. Other things appear. Brat gets complaints. Management ignores them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's going great.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd now there's even a \u003cstrong\u003emonthly Rebel Cemetery Box\u003c\/strong\u003e, because visiting an imaginary cemetery on the internet apparently wasn't enough. Each release brings a different piece of the cemetery home with you, with exclusive products, collectibles, artifacts, resident files, interactive assignments, junk-journal goodies and whatever else we find lying around that month.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou don't need to understand all the lore before coming in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, neither do we.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDig a grave. Meet the residents. Collect the evidence. Join whatever suspicious society is currently recruiting. Keep the paperwork if you're smart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd if something follows you home?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease leave us five stars.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to Rebel Cemetery.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo admission fee. 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