DEAD SUMMER SOCIETY

September Rebel Cemetery Box

Summer is dying.

We made it a fucking gift box.

Welcome to the Dead Summer Society, the September release from Rebel Cemetery and the first in our monthly Cemetery Box series.

This is not a subscription box full of three sad stickers, a pencil, and whatever wholesale bullshit somebody found on clearance.

It's a box full of cemetery shit you absolutely don't need, which is exactly why you're going to want it.

For $34.99 with FREE SHIPPING, you’ll receive a black box packed with Rebel Cemetery artifacts, confidential paperwork, collectibles, an interactive after-dark assignment, and an actual Rebel Potions Product.

YOUR SEPTEMBER CEMETERY HAUL INCLUDES:

☠ 4 oz “The Last Day of Summer” Rebel Potions Candle
A real 4 oz hand-poured cemetery candle because apparently we needed at least one respectable business decision in here.

☠ Official Dead Summer Society Membership Card
Congratulations. You belong to us now.
Membership expires upon death. So eventually.

☠ Cemetery Incident Report
Something happened in Rebel Cemetery this September. Management handled it with exactly the level of professionalism you would expect from us.

☠ Evidence Bag + Cemetery Evidence
Chain of custody is more of a suggestion around here.

☠ September Burial Ledger
A record of this month’s dearly departed and the deeply stupid ways they ended up that way.

☠ Confidential Creature File + Cemetery Grounds Map
Internal cemetery documents you absolutely were not authorized to see, including a section of the grounds very clearly marked DO NOT DIG HERE.

Obviously you'll want to dig there.

☠ Grave Dirt Specimen
A glass tube labeled GRAVE DIRT.

Probably grave dirt.

Legal insisted on the word probably.

☠ Mini Cemetery Planting Kit
Tiny flowerpot. Tiny shovel. Pansy seeds. Grave Dirt and glow in the dark nonsense.

Your assignment will be waiting inside the box.

If something grows, congratulations.

You may be haunted.

☠ Dead Summer Society Collectible Sticker
September’s exclusive Cemetery sticker. Each monthly release will have its own because apparently I'm giving you another thing to collect.

☠ Brat’s September Memo
An internal memo regarding a recent customer complaint that nobody was fucking haunted.

Management is displeased.

☠ DO NOT OPEN UNTIL DARK Envelope
There is something inside.

No, I'm not telling you.

That's sort of the fucking point.

☠ Cemetery Toe Tag
For administrative purposes.

Whose administration?

Mind your business.

☠ September Enrollment Card + Contents Manifest
Your final confirmation that September enrollment is complete.

We already know where you live.

Plus little cemetery/junk-journal extras and whatever else Brat decides belongs in there while packing them.

THIS IS A PREORDER

September boxes are $34.99 with FREE SHIPPING.

When September enrollment closes, this exact box is gone.

Future Cemetery Boxes will have different themes, artifacts, products, creatures, assignments, stickers, documents, and whatever other bullshit is happening behind the gates that month.

So yes, if you skip September and later decide you desperately needed the Dead Summer Society release...

That's between you and your therapist.

ONE LAST THING

This box contains fictional cemetery documents, props, jokes, collectibles, and other Rebel Potions nonsense. 

The cemetery may be imaginary.

Your questionable financial decisions are very real.

Welcome to the Dead Summer Society.

Come inside.

Summer's already dead anyway.